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Humour-The australian swimmer

This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his
new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic
Once she’s inside, he quickly switches out all the lights and they
rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement.
After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the
bed in exhaustion.

The girl looks admiringly across at the swimmer in the dim light.
His beautifully-developed muscles, tanned skin and smooth-shavenscalp
glisten with little beads of sweat as he lays beside her.
She’s really pleased to have met this guy.
At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed.
He fumbles the lidoff a bottle on the bedside table, pours himself a
small shot in a glass and drinks it down in one gulp.
Then he stands bolt upright, takes a deep breath and, in a surprisingly
energetic motion, dives under the bed, climbing out the other side and
his chest like a gorilla.
Then he vaults back on top of the girl and commences a frantic repeat

The Danish girl is very impressed with the gusto of this second encounter.
Somehow the Aussie has completely recovered from his previous exhaustion!
After nearly half an hour of wild activity in every possible position,
the gasping male swimmer again crawls out of bed and swallows another
shot of the
mysterious liquid.
Once more he dives under the bed, emerges on the other side, beats his
chest and commences to make love all over AGAIN.

The girl is just amazed and delighted as the action continues at the
same blistering pace as before.
In the darkness, she can’t properly see what kind of tonic is causing
these incredible transformations, but she sure likes the effect!
More than an hour later, after another repeat of the strange drinking
ritual on his part, and a whole string of ecstatic multiple orgasms on
her part,
the Danish girl is now feeling rather faint herself.

“Just a minute, big boy,” she whispers to the panting bald-headed
Aussie, “I think I need to try some of your tonic!”
She rises unsteadily and pours a small shot of the liquid.
She braces herself for some sort of medicinal effect, but actually it
just tastes like Coca-Cola.
Then she stands up straight, takes a deep breath and dives under the bed
– only to smash straight into the three other exhausted members of the
relay team

Part way through our vacation now having a ball

So I went out of town yesterday. To a nearby town about 90 mins from where I live. My mom, sister and the two kids are with me. My sister also brought another child, her kids cousin on their dads side. We’re having a blast. We stopped off on the way for some lunch. I was really good at lunch time, I just had a turkey and stuffing sandwich, and a cup of hot tea. I really wanted to get what my sister got, which was a hot chicken roll, with chicken, cheese, lettuce, and garlic mayo on it. But now I’m glad I didnt because the dinner last night was huge and I know I’ve probably put on a little weight from it. When we got to the hotel we checked in and looked around. The hotel is beautiful and really family friendly. They have everything here. We decided to go swimming in the hotel pool. I can swim but I didnt really swim instead I went in the hot tub for half an hour. That was bliss. After swimming we went to the bar so my mom and my sis could have a drink before dinner. I wasnt drinking, instead I had sparkling water with lemon in it. My mom and sister and the kids were able to get their meal without paying because it was part of the deal they got. I had to pay for mine but for 22.50 I got a 3 course meal of a starter main and dessert. The meal was scrumptious. For starters I had cream of vegetable soup, then for my main I had turkey and ham with mashed potatos, egetables, and stuffing. And then I treated myself to a dessert of a chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream. After dinner the kids went to the indoor play area that is in the hotel, and mom and me stayed in the bar chatting and drinking our drinks. Then after that my sister took the kids to the play area thats outside, there are swings slides and climbing equipment. We stayed in the bar for a while longer and then I decided to go upstairs and chill out since I wasnt drinking. I skyped with my friend sarah for a while but skype kept disconnecting and we were having trouble hearing one another which was annoying. It was after 1 AM before I finally slept. And when I did I didnt sleep too good, tossed and turned all night and was up twice to pee lol. Woke at 7 when mom texted me to ask if I was up. Then mom came in and helped me get ready to shower and made me a cup of tea. She’s so sweet. I’m showered now and I feel much better, more awake. Today saturday we are going to a pet farm. Cant wait for that and to see all the animals because I heard you can pet them ande touch them which will be good. We’ll probably spend the entire day there and eat lunch there too. Its so nice to get a break away. I’m loving it.