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3 day quote challenge, day 2

The rules

Thank the blogger who nominated you.

Share one new quote on three consecutive days on your blog. They can be from anywhere, anyone, or anything.

On each of the three days, nominate three more bloggers to carry on with the quotes.

Todays quote:

My idea of help from above is a sniper on the roof

To carry it on

Cat from my travels with depression, Amb from isompathy, Ambivalence girl from ambivalence girls blog

3 day quote challenge, day 1

I decided to do this challenge that I found on another blog. I love quotes so I figured it would be right up my street. So, here goes.

The rules

Thank the blogger who nominated you.

Share one new quote on three consecutive days on your blog. They can be from anywhere, anyone, or anything.

On each of the three days, nominate three more bloggers to carry on with the quotes.

Thanks goes to laquemada, because thats where I saw this challenge.

Quote for day one

If you cant dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit

Unknown

And my nominations to carry this on are:

Marci from marci mental health and more

Andi over at therapy sucks

Paola over at doted on

Joke…Lone ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto, went camping in the desert.

After they got their tent all set up, both men fell asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
‘Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ‘

The Lone Ranger replies,
‘I see millions of stars.’

‘What that tell you?’ asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
‘Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day, tomorrow.

What’s it tell you, Tonto?’

‘You dumber than buffalo shit. It mean someone stole tent.’

Humour…I sware…Some people would try anything

Ok…I cant believe the nerve of some people. I sware they have no shame.

I was browsing the free ads on facebook, my local free ads for where I live. I came across this ad.

Dress from river island, six years old, selling for five euro.

My response to this? I couldnt help myself, I said…

For crying out loud…put it in the charity bag! No ones gonna buy a dress thats six years old!

Then I just had to laugh. Some people…they’d sell anything for a bit of money.
Carol anne