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Dear god, Letters from dogs

– Dear God: How come people love to smell flowers, but
seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?

– Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your
couch? Or is it the same old story?

– Dear God: Excuse me, but why are there cars named after
the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the
rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar
riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have
its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the
Chrysler Beagle!

– Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and
no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

– Dear God: When my foster mom’s friend comes over to our
house, he smells like musk! What’s he been rolling around in?

– Dear God: If we come back as humans, is that good or
bad?

– Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

– Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal
instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent
IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do
humans understand?

– Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
apologize?

– Dear God: Is it true that dogs are not allowed in
restaurants because we can’t make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the
carpets again?

Dear God: The new terrier I live with just went on the
Oriental rug and I have a feeling my family might blame me ‘cuz they think I’m
jealous of this stupid dog. Since they have no sense of smell, how can
I convince them I’m innocent? Does Petsmart sell lie detectors?

I dont believe in god, does that make me bad?

I was reading a post from another blogger friend. About people who come to your door and spout religious crap. Jesus freaks, we call them. They leave you with even more questions than you had before they got to your door. But heres the thing. I don’t believe in god. I don’t practice religion, even though I whristened a catholic. I lost all faith years ago. I guess I lost my faith while I was still being abused. I mean, if there really was a god, why would he allow evil to go on? Wouldn’t he stop it? Wouldn’t the people who do evil have to pay? I’m not sure they are going to pay at all. I know I hope they will. But the truth is they probably wont. And why if there is a god, do you have to wait until you die to pay? Why wouldn’t god make a person who does evil on earth pay on earth? It doesn’t make sense to me. I also gave up praying long ago. Praying never got me anywhere. It only left me feeling frustrated and sad. Because believe me I did pray. I prayed for the abuse to stop. I prayed people would not hurt me. I prayed for my baby to survive, but instead she died. I prayed for other children in my school who were being abused. I fucking prayed. But it made no difference at all. So now I don’t believe in god. If I am going togo to hell for that, then I’m ready. I’ve lived through hell already. Hell was the abuse I went through. 12 years of abuse. So I don’t think gods hell is any worse than that. The only thing I believe in are angels. That’s because I believe when your loved ones die, they become angels and I believe they are there to help us through life. Like as our guides or something. I dunno. All I do know is god is a joke. A fake. A fraud. And I don’t believe in him or have faith in any sort of religion.

Carol anne