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Joke of the day-Obamacare explained once and for all!

In order to insure the uninsured, we first have to un-insure the insured.

Next we require the newly un-insured to be re-insured.

To re-insure the newly un-insured, they are required to pay extra
charges to be re-insured.

The extra charges are required so that the original insured, who became
un-insured, and then became re-insured, can pay enough extra so that
the original un-insured can be insured for free.

There, I hope that this clarifies this issue once & for all.

Joke of the day! Cyber sex

A Little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?” The
father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked
into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my
hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a
firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
months later a
blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You’ve Got Male!”

Joke of the day hahaha

A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa’s
room …”Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly, “As soon as Grandma comes into the room,
make a noise like a frog!”

“What?” said her Grandpa.

“Make a noise like a frog – because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we’re all
going to DisneyLand!!!