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Humour-How is email like a penis?

HOW IS EMAIL LIKE A PENIS?

Some folks have it, some don’t. Those who have it would be
devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who
don’t have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them
power. They are wrong.

Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s a nifty toy, but
think it’s not worth the fuss that those who do have it make
about it. Still, many of those who don’t have it would like to
try it.

It can be up or down. It’s more fun when it’s up, but it makes it
hard to get any real work done.

In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit
information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some
people still think that’s the only thing it should be used for,
but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

Once you’ve started playing with it, it’s hard to stop.

Some people would just play with it all day if they didn’t have
work to do.

It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take
this interaction seriously; others treat it as a lark. Sometimes
it’s hard to tell what kind of person you’re dealing with until
it’s too late.

It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it
too much, you’ll find it becomes more and more difficult to think
coherently.

We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual
size and influence warrant.

If you’re not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big
trouble.

If you don’t apply the appropriate protective measures, it can
spread viruses.

Invitation to join our updates email list

I am inviting my readers to an email updates list I set up. Basically it is a list I set up where we will post videos of the alters, and other things about us, you sign up using your email address, and then the updates go to your email inbox.
And you can reply to us as normal like a regular email.
If you want to join please comment with your email address and I will invite you.

Updates list? well kinda?

So we have a special group where alters want to post. its an email list. that means we write to an email address, the subscribers see it, and hopefully post back to us. some of the younger alters were hoping to talk to people that way. they arent comfortable writing on here. because of spelling and stuff.
so we were kinda hoping some of our friends from the blog would subscribe to it.
So if you want to subscribe, please go to our contact page and email us and we can invite you.
just to be clear, we’ll still blog, this is just for the younger alters to post things and talk to friends.
carol anne

I think eileen is mad at me

so you know i wrote the other day that eileen and me did not get to talk this week during our therapy time. and i was mad about it. and i want to tell her that i am mad when we go to therapy later today. but now im kinda scared. i think she’s mad at me. i texted her a picture of our new curly hair. and i asked her if she liked it. and she didnt reply to that. i know she doesnt always reply to stuff like emails and texts. but i thought she might reply to just this one and say it was pretty or it looked good on us. but she didnt. it makes me sad. i dont want her to be mad at me! maybe she’s mad because i wrote her an email and i said that she shouldnt have broke her promise to me. and i said some other stuff that probably wasnt so nice to say. now im not sure what to do. whether i should just stay mad and say what i need to say to her or whether i should not come out until carol anne has had some ttime first to talk to her. i think therapists are so complicated. and i wish they werent.
alicia 9

While I was not sleeping

Well…4 30 AM now. Still no sleep. But I got a lot accomplished while I was awake in the wee hours of the morning! Including

Answering all of my emails.

Cleaning out my windows contacts and starting fresh, only keeping those I am still in touch with.

Having a petting session with the dog.

Converting some audio books.

And now I’m on my way to make tea because I figure I might as well stay awake!

Anyone else up and around?
Carol anne