Category Archives: Jokes

jokes, from lexi!

dees ar joks I lik I hope you do too theyre funy I fink
lexi six

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?
A: Nobody nose.
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: “Where’s Popcorn?”
Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
A: Clean Jokes!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus.
Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
A: LMAYO
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!

Hip surgery!

Two patients limp into two different doctors’ offices with the same complaint: Both have trouble walking and may require hip surgery.

Patient 1. is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

Patient 2. sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t
reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then, pending the review boards decision on his age and remaining
value to society.

Why the different treatment for the 2 patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen on Obama care.

In November, if there is no change in government, we’ll all have to find a good vet.