Humour-Things that you never thought about…

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never
thought about;
Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to “put your two cents in”â¦. but it’s only a “penny
for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up
like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you
naked anyway.

Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re
both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but
call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
window?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

When I was young we used to go “skinny dipping,” now I just
“chunkydunk.”

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss America?

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over?

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started
with something called labor!

4 thoughts on “Humour-Things that you never thought about…”

  1. i swear that didn’t come from my joke list.

    i don’t own a joke list on groups.io… no no i don’t.

    lol

    actually i’ve never heard of groups.io in my life

    hahaha okay, okay. i do. just wanted a laugh

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