Humour-The australian swimmer

This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his
new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic
Village.
Once she’s inside, he quickly switches out all the lights and they
rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement.
After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the
bed in exhaustion.

The girl looks admiringly across at the swimmer in the dim light.
His beautifully-developed muscles, tanned skin and smooth-shavenscalp
glisten with little beads of sweat as he lays beside her.
She’s really pleased to have met this guy.
At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed.
He fumbles the lidoff a bottle on the bedside table, pours himself a
small shot in a glass and drinks it down in one gulp.
Then he stands bolt upright, takes a deep breath and, in a surprisingly
energetic motion, dives under the bed, climbing out the other side and
beating
his chest like a gorilla.
Then he vaults back on top of the girl and commences a frantic repeat
performance.

The Danish girl is very impressed with the gusto of this second encounter.
Somehow the Aussie has completely recovered from his previous exhaustion!
After nearly half an hour of wild activity in every possible position,
the gasping male swimmer again crawls out of bed and swallows another
shot of the
mysterious liquid.
Once more he dives under the bed, emerges on the other side, beats his
chest and commences to make love all over AGAIN.

The girl is just amazed and delighted as the action continues at the
same blistering pace as before.
In the darkness, she can’t properly see what kind of tonic is causing
these incredible transformations, but she sure likes the effect!
More than an hour later, after another repeat of the strange drinking
ritual on his part, and a whole string of ecstatic multiple orgasms on
her part,
the Danish girl is now feeling rather faint herself.

“Just a minute, big boy,” she whispers to the panting bald-headed
Aussie, “I think I need to try some of your tonic!”
She rises unsteadily and pours a small shot of the liquid.
She braces herself for some sort of medicinal effect, but actually it
just tastes like Coca-Cola.
Then she stands up straight, takes a deep breath and dives under the bed
– only to smash straight into the three other exhausted members of the
Australian
relay team

6 thoughts on “Humour-The australian swimmer”

  1. I understand what it is that feels funny about it, but I wonder if I might ask you to think about consent for a second, and whether, when you consent to an encounter with someone, that means you consent to an encounter with anyone, unknowingly.

    I don’t want to shame you- I honestly get why things like this go around (and once upon a time I might have laughed too), but to me, this is a story of rape, rather than a funny joke.

      1. I know you weren’t, and that’s what I mean. I understand that. That’s what makes it funny.

        But if someone said to you ‘I was being intimate with my boyfriend and I was blindfolded’ (to make a plausible situation from the joke situation) ‘and we had what felt like a really good time but when he took off the blindfold I found that the entire swimming team had had sex with me without my knowledge or consent’ would you think differently?

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